Warning Label for Bibles

Warning: This is a work of fiction: Do NOT take it literally.

Content Advisory: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

Exposure Warning: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder, and genocide.

Comments

  1. Lavrai says:

    Hello! I just stumbled upon your site so I don’t know if you already answer this elsewhere… but have you read the Holy Bible?

  2. fthink says:

    @Lavrai LOL, yes.

  3. quantum_flux says:

    SWEET!