Freethinker» humor http://fthink.org Religion is the survivalism of higher reasoning Fri, 27 Apr 2012 03:43:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Warning Label for Bibles http://fthink.org/warning-label-for-bibles/ http://fthink.org/warning-label-for-bibles/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:17:01 +0000 Jon Henshaw http://fthink.org/?p=26

Warning: This is a work of fiction: Do NOT take it literally.

Content Advisory: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

Exposure Warning: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder, and genocide.

]]> http://fthink.org/warning-label-for-bibles/feed/ 3 What Would Republican Jesus Do? http://fthink.org/what-would-republican-jesus-do/ http://fthink.org/what-would-republican-jesus-do/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:00:37 +0000 Jon Henshaw http://fthink.org/?p=24

What Would Republican Jesus Do?

Found at Zazzle

]]> http://fthink.org/what-would-republican-jesus-do/feed/ 4 Religions of the World http://fthink.org/religions-of-the-world/ http://fthink.org/religions-of-the-world/#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:20:42 +0000 Jon Henshaw http://fthink.org/?p=21
  • Taoism: Shit Happens
  • Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
  • Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
  • Buddhism: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?
  • 7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday
  • Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
  • Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
  • Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”
  • Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
  • Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
  • Atheism: No Shit
  • T.V. Evangelism: Send More Shit
  • Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit
    • ]]>     http://fthink.org/religions-of-the-world/feed/ 0     Margin of Error: 3% http://fthink.org/margin-of-error-3/ http://fthink.org/margin-of-error-3/#comments Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:04:25 +0000 Jon Henshaw http://fthink.org/?p=10 This is too funny:

    97% of born-agains believe in God; can you say margin of error 3%?

    @jakepronews

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