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Content Advisory: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

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What Would Republican Jesus Do?

What Would Republican Jesus Do?

Found at Zazzle

Religions of the World

  • Taoism: Shit Happens
  • Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
  • Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
  • Buddhism: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?
  • 7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday
  • Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
  • Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
  • Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”
  • Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
  • Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
  • Atheism: No Shit
  • T.V. Evangelism: Send More Shit
  • Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit

Margin of Error: 3%

This is too funny:

97% of born-agains believe in God; can you say margin of error 3%?

@jakepronews