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Content Advisory: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.
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Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Buddhism: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday
Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”
Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama [...]
This is too funny:
97% of born-agains believe in God; can you say margin of error 3%?
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