Steve Martin and the first (and only) Atheist Song

Lyrics for “Atheists Don’t Have No Songs”

Chris­tians have their hymns and pages,
Hava Nag­i­la’s for the Jews,
Bap­tists have the rock of ages,
Athe­ists just sing the blues.

Ro­man­tics play Claire de Lune,
Born agains sing “He is risen,”
But no one ever wrote a tune,
For god­less ex­is­ten­tial­ism.

For Athe­ists there’s no good news. They’ll never sing a song of faith.
In their songs they have a rule: the “he” is al­ways low­er­case.
The “he” is al­ways low­er­case.

Some folks sing a Bach can­ta­ta,
Luther­ans get Christ­mas trees,
Athe­ist songs add up to nada,
But they do have Sun­days free.

Pentecostals sing to heav­en,
Cop­tics have the books of scrolls,
Nu­merol­o­gists can count to seven,
Athe­ists have rock and roll.

For Athe­ists there’s no good news. They’ll never sing a song of faith.
In their songs they have a rule: the “he” is al­ways low­er­case.
The “he” is al­ways low­er­case.

Atheists don’t have no songs.
Chris­tians have their hymns and pages,
Hava Nag­i­la’s for the Jews,
Bap­tists have the rock of ages,
Athe­ists just sing the blues.

Catholics dress up for Mass,
And lis­ten to, Gre­go­ri­an chants.
Athe­ists just take a pass, Watch foot­ball in their un­der­pants.
Watch foot­ball in their un­der­pants.

Atheists don’t have no songs.

Debate: Does Good Come From God?

Sam Harris, author of The Moral Landscape, debates William Lane Craig on the topic “Is Good from God?”

The second annual God Debate features atheist neuroscientist Sam Harris and Evangelical Christian apologist William Lane Craig as they debate the topic: “Is Good From God?” The debate was sponsored in large part by the Notre Dame College of Arts and Letters: The Henkels Lecturer Series, The Center for Philosophy of Religion and the Institute for Scholarship in the Liberal Arts.

The truth behind Christian sayings

Over at ExChristian.net they compiled a funny–and by funny I mean sad–list of Christian sayings. They distilled them into what they really are. Here’s a couple samples:

“God’s ways are not our ways. His thoughts are not our thoughts.”

Translation: “We know this looks like he is a bad god, but we just have to believe he is doing this for a good reason otherwise…”

Child abuse, starving people, suffering, etc, can all be explained by god being so smart as to have a perfectly good reason for it all. Yeah, right.

“God is testing you.”

Translation: “You must have pissed god off and now you are going to pay.”

Full article: Christian Euphemisms

Christopher Hitchens tells us what he really thinks about the Tea Party

From a December 2, 2010 interview with Christopher Hitchens on Lateline, Mr. Hitchens pulls no punches on what he thinks about the Tea Party in the US

Review of Stephen Hawking’s “The Grand Design”

The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking

Written for the scientific layperson, Stephen Hawking provides a high level overview of modern theories about our universe in his book The Grand Design. His analogies help make difficult concepts more comprehensible for the average reader. The degree of difficulty increases throughout the book, and peaks in the final chapter. What that means is that you wouldn’t want to start reading at the last chapter or you’d be completely lost. What it also means is that Hawking is an excellent educator, slowly feeding the reader, while steadily increasing the complexity of his argument toward a logical conclusion about the origins of the universe.

This book received a good amount of attention when it debuted, primarily because Hawking basically stated that the universe didn’t need the assistance of a god or gods to become what it is today. While other educators, like Richard Dawkins, emphasize the modern Darwinian understandings of evolution to make their case for how life and the universe exists, Hawking spends most of his time in scientific theories and laws. Referencing quantum physics, along with several other scientific branches, Hawking shows us a slightly different way of understanding the universe. All of which is congruent with our current understandings of evolution.

The last chapter is a logic trap for those who still adhere to superstitious belief. In the end, he posits the question (rhetorically), if a god made the universe, what made the god?

We are Structured Chaos

There are laws that make up our universe – some of which we still don’t understand or know even exist. As best we know, we’re part of a great expansion. From the big bang, we are the consequences, the results, of time and matter. Everything exists because of a natural structure to things.

If we – all – are on a continuum of a great expansion, are we simply a reaction to a stimulus? Is our existence, our thoughts, our actions, simply nature playing out its natural, violent rhythm? I think the answer is yes and no. Yes, in that everything we are and do is a result – a reaction – of a structured, lawful existence of everything. No, in that the future is unknown and un-lived.

There is a dichotomy between our existence and our behavior being predictable in hindsight, and the unknown chaotic future powered by our choices. A future that is most certainly predestined by the structured chaos of our universe, and its still mysterious properties.

For me it reinforces the meaning of life. That is, to fulfill the purpose of our existence – to live vigorously to the end.

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Religion Flies You Into…

Science versus Religion

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
  2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
  3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
  4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
  5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
  6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
  7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
  8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
  9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
  10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Originally published on Craigslist

6 Steps to Belief

The writer ExPenty – which I’m assuming is a pseudonym for Ex-Pentacostal which is a pseudonym for their real name – posed some interesting steps to belief. Well, actually impossible steps to belief, which can’t actually be answered, at least not reasonably.

  1. Prove that God exists.
  2. Prove that there is only one God.
  3. Prove that your one God is still alive.
  4. Demonstrate that God is interested in us humans.
  5. Show that God is in fact the Christian God.
  6. Show that the Christian God is worthy of worship.

They sum it all up fairly well at the end.

Let us assume for the sake of argument that the existence of God can be proven and that he can be shown conclusively to be the God of the Bible, the triune God of Christianity. Even then, why should I worship him? Even if he were real (which I do not believe, but just supposing), how is a God who would create humans knowing that the vast majority of them would burn in hell for all eternity be worthy of worship? That would make him directly responsible for the eternal suffering of billions of people. And why would a God who ordered the deaths of innocent men, women and children (read your Old Testament) be worthy of worship? Or how about a supposedly loving, caring God who makes his existence so difficult to believe – why should we worship him if his very hiddenness leads millions to hell? Even if the God of the Bible exists, he is a sadistic monster and unworthy of worship and devotion.