Archive for April, 2008

  1. Religions of the World

    Taoism: Shit Happens
    Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
    Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
    Buddhism: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?
    7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday
    Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
    Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
    Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”
    Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
    Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama [...]

  2. The Truth Hurts

    Here’s another reason why I’m voting for Obama…he’s intelligent. This is a case of I wish I could have said that, but it’s not politically acceptable. He may be getting a beating from his political foes, but we all know that what he said is true.
    Referring to “these small towns in Pennsylvania,” Obama told his [...]