Religions of the World
Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Buddhism: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday
Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”
Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama [...]